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Friday, 8 July 2016

The Olympics are Coming

You may not have realised it, but the Olympics in Rio are coming soon.  If you didn’t realise; what cave have you been hiding in, and is there room for one more?

You can’t escape it – everywhere you look, there’s some reference to Rio 2016, the correios (post office) have released a range of Olympic stamps, along with some stickers that can be added to envelopes, Olympic designs are appearing on some R$1 coins, every airport has an official Rio 2016 shop and sports channels fill the ad breaks with reminders of how you can watch all the fun on that particular channel (or network, considering rede Globo seems to own a large portion of the channels).  Then looking at international media, it’s there too: either it’s a new doping scandal and hope it will affect the Rio games, it’s a young hopeful in some given sport who is heading to the games, or – and this is what I see most – it’s stories about how Rio might not be ready for the games and the cleanliness of the water in Guanabara Bay where some of the aquatic sports are to be staged.

Pollution in Guanabara Bay

 So how is the mood here?  Honestly, I haven’t encountered any enthusiasm.  I will qualify this by pointing out that I live in the middle of Paraná, 1,200km (750 miles) from Rio, and maybe the people there are more excited, but here; not so much.  There’s a general feeling that it is not the right time for Brazil to be hosting the Olympics, being in the middle of a recession and assorted political crises.

Juma the Jaguar, appearing in chains with the torch
These negative feelings then turned to anger at the news of the shooting of a jaguar that was used in part of an Olympic torch event in Manaus.  It had reportedly escaped attacked a soldier soon after the event and, after four tranquiliser darts failed to stop the big cat, it was shot dead by a soldier with a pistol.  There was initially anger over the use of a chained, wild animal together with the Olympic torch, which was only amplified over the news of its death. 

Pink River Dolphin
lured out of the water
Soon after this, there was more outrage as a torch bearer entered a river and lured an endangered pink river dolphin out of the water to be photographed by the torch.  While the organisers claimed that the dolphin was in its natural habitat, many people were angered about the exploitation and harassment of wild animals for the purposes of publicity, especially after the death of the jaguar.

Since then, there are been several attempts to extinguish the flame as it tours Brazil, including using a fire extinguisher and a bucket of water.  So when the torch came to Pato Branco, we didn’t know what to expect.  I was told that the torch would be carried through the town, along Rua Tocantins, where I live and would make its way to the Ginásio Patão, a sports complex on the outskirts of the city.  I wasn’t particularly excited about the torch, but non-the-less interested to see it – it’s not every day the Olympic torch passes through your town after all.  So I decided I’d watch from the balcony and take a few photos; maybe the aerial viewpoint would be quite interesting.  I didn’t know exactly what time it would pass, so I settled down to watch the Germany vs Italy match on tv, keeping an eye out the window. 

Calm as the procession approached
By 5pm, the sun was starting to set and there was still no sign of the torch.  By 6pm, there was noise from the city’s square, but no sign of the torch, the sun was down and the last glows in the sky were fading.  It wasn’t until 7pm, with the sky completely dark, that the road was closed and a procession of vehicles started to slowly makes its way down Rua Tocantins.  We have a net on the balcony, to prevent the cats from falling, which meant I had no chance of taking a picture with the flash, so – somewhat grumpily – I went outside to await the torch. 
 
One lane of the road had been closed off, with tape barriers protruding into the road at an angle to allow crowds an unobstructed view of the procession making its way up the hill, although they needn’t have bothered as there was hardly anyone else waiting; near me, there was a woman and her daughter down the hill and a small group slightly higher up, elsewhere I saw scattered groups of people.

The procession was preceded by several police motorbikes driving up and down to clear the road and, I assume, looking for people with buckets, although there did not appear to be any trouble and eventually the procession arrived.  First came a small coach carrying torch-bearers for the next stages of the relay, followed by floats for Coca Cola (handing out small cans of coke) and Bradesco (a Brazilian bank) and finally, the torch bearer, closely surrounded by fire fighters singing army running songs as they passed.

Just then, I bumped into my wife’s cousin, who had been in the square for the start of the relay and followed the torch to where I was now.  We decided to head up the hill to Ginásio Patão to see the end of the Pato Branco torch relay.  When we arrived, the atmosphere was completely different.  Rather than random bunches of interested onlookers, this was a festival.  A large stage had been set up with live music, giant inflatable balloons with the Olympic and Coca Cola logos (I always like the irony of pairing up one organisation that is concerned with the absolute pinnacle of human fitness and sporting achievement, and the other a purveyor of sugary soft drinks – completely different ends of the spectrum!) and floats where you can queue to have your photo taken with an Olympic torch and one of the sponsors’ products in the background (Coca Cola or Bradesco logos, Nissan cars…)

Giant balloons over the crowd
As arrival time for the torch approached, two giant white ducks (the name Pato Branco literally means ‘White Duck’) made their way to the stage, where they remained, bobbing around until the end of the festivities.  A buzz of excitement went through the crowds, everyone gathered by the barriers, phone aloft and the torch bearer arrived to much excitement.  The flame was then transferred to another torch, which was taken through the gates to the newly renovated sports complex, before returning to the middle of the crowd and making its way to the stage to light the larger torch.  Finally, after an interview and some speeches (although I couldn’t tell who was actually on the stage), the flame was transferred to a lantern and the torch on stage was extinguished.  The crowds started to melt away and it wasn’t long before the stage was being disassembled in order to take the show to the next destination.




Olympic Torch on the stage
The day seemed to be a good representation of the country’s ambivalence towards the games, somewhat similar to the thoughts about the World Cup in 2014.  While people are angry that the games are going ahead against a backdrop of recession and corruption, that Guanabara Bay is still polluted, that wild animals were used for publicity and harassed or killed, there is still a seam of excitement running through a country, a sense of participating in history and, when the games begin, I’m sure the country will be getting behind their athletes and enjoying the games.

Monday, 20 June 2016

Winter in Brazil

Chilly start to the day in Pato Branco
Ask most people around the world what they think of the Brazilian climate and they will tell you that it’s warm, hot, tropical or any other similar adjective.  Mention winter and they’ll say it can’t be that bad.  Well…


Brazil is a large country from Northern parts above the equator and the South extending below the tropic of Capricorn.  So yes, Brazil is definitely a tropical country and there are parts of the country where a slight dip in temperature is barely noticed, parts where there is no real change and parts where the seasons are defined as rainy and dry. 

One of the many winter memes from Paraná
This is my first experience of a Brazilian winter, or a Paraná winter to be specific, and so far, it doesn’t feel very tropical!  While I had been told about how cold it can get and seen countless memes showing blue, frozen people wrapped in blankets with icicles hanging from their face, nothing quite prepares you for the experience.

After the heat of summer, I was expecting a gradual cool-down to a couple of months of winter, followed by a warm-up back towards summer.  What actually happened was the start of a gradual cool-down, then a heat wave in April and then a sudden plummet into winter at the end of the month.  If came as a bit of a shock, one night, struggling to sleep in oppressive heat and humidity, next night, extra blankets and huddling close for warmth.  The weather stayed mild for some time – a bit chilly at night, warmish during the day – not too bad…


The mercury dips and these photos appear.  Not
so bad?  It is when it's colder inside the house!
Then came June.  During the night, the mercury dips perilously close to 0°C, raising above 10°C during the day.  This doesn’t sound too bad, and I used to laugh at the complaints I heard, but then you come back to the fact that Brazil is a tropical country.  For most of the year, the weather is either warm, hot or very hot, and the houses have been built to accommodate this and allow the heat to escape.  This means that when the temperature drops outside, indoor temperatures are following close behind.  Central heating on a timer set to start half an hour before breakfast time is a distant (blissful) memory, getting undressed for a shower is torturous and the thought of leaving the hot water and returning to the chilly air fills you with dread.  While we have heaters, they are mostly fan heaters sending directional blasts of warm air, with the unfortunate side effect that areas not covered appear to suffer a breeze of even colder air, sending people into hiding beneath layers of blankets, wearing thick jumpers, jackets and hats. 

This all makes me yearn for Britain and the promise of a nice warm house – until I think about summer and how the efficiently insulated houses turn on their inhabitants, transforming into hot, sticky saunas and then I think of how much more tolerable hot summer days can be here, relaxing at the beach, going to the river, barbecues, caipirinhas and beer…


But June isn’t over, July is coming and I can’t find my gloves…

Monday, 13 June 2016

Pinheiro and Pinhão

Araucária, AKA Pinheiro-do-Paraná
One of the most distinctive sights in Paraná is the araucária, also known as pinheiro-do-Paraná (Paraná pine) or pinheiro-brasileiro (Brazilian pine).  While it can be found throughout the south of Brazil, it is considered the state tree of Paraná and can be seen everywhere.  While there are several varieties of araucaria, they all have the same basic shape; tall, with long branches at the top with leaves forming in round bunches and a flat top – almost as though it reached a maximum height and then started growing outwards. 


A stand of pinheiros near Pato Branco
They can be found almost anywhere around here, either growing together in stands of pinheiros, sometimes rising above the canopy of a forest, sometimes growing individually and sometimes in the middle of a city.  It is not uncommon to see a pinheiro or group of the trees in the middle of a big city, such as Curitiba. 

The seeds of the araucaria, called pinhão (the plural is pinhões) in Portuguese and edible and extremely popular in the South of Brazil and among populations of native Brazilians.  Due to extensive logging and the popularity of the pinhão, the araucaria has become endangered and the sale of pinhões is only permitted during a specific period between April and August.  Selling pinhões outside of this period is considered an environmental crime.

Pinha: where pinhões come from
People in Paraná go insane for these seeds!  During the build-up to the start of the season (which was 1st April this year) local newspapers publish the date that the season starts and all over social media people post memes and countdowns until the start of the season. When the magic day arrives, pinhão sellers appear by the side of every highway, huge crates of the things appear in the supermarkets and people rush to buy a bag of pinhões then rush to get them home and in a pan.


So what’s all the fuss about?  With such excitement and expectation before the season begins, with practically everyone asking whether I’d tried pinhão, it sounds like it’s Brazil’s answer to truffles.  The reality?  Um, it’s ok…  I have to admit I wasn’t overly impressed the first time I tried pinhão. 

Before you even get to taste it, you need to get past the shell, the best approach being to carefully bite one end, squeezing the inner part out through a split in the front.  But it doesn’t always go according to plan: sometimes the split isn’t big enough and you have to peel away the shell (not the easiest thing in the world), sometimes you bite into the seed and need to pick bits apart, sometimes you get a rotten one and when you bite, you get a mouthful of foul-tasting juice.  Oh and don’t burn your fingers on the hot shell, but don’t wait for it to cool, as it’ll be even harder to extract the inner seed.  So before I’d even got into the pinhão I was irritated with it!  Well, hopefully it’s worth the effort…

Inside the pinhão
As I said, it’s ok, but not amazing.  The seed is a few cm long with a firm texture and an earthy flavour, not quite like anything I’d tried before, improved by dabbing it in a bit of salt.  All I can assume is that it’s an acquired taste (as you do find yourself working your way through the bowl at the same pace as anyone else, only slowed down by your inefficiency at opening the damned things!)  Maybe in a year or so, I’ll be joining in the hysteria when pinhão season starts again!


There are other ways of eating pinhão, aside from boiling and squeezing them into your mouth (you can roast them as well but it’s even more difficult to open them).  There are numerous recipes for meat dishes with pinhão, pizza toppings, pinhão cake, pinhão pudding…  To date, apart from the aforementioned boiling technique, I’ve only had one dish of meat with pinhão and it did make for an interesting addition, so let’s see some of these other recipes.

Thursday, 17 March 2016

Corruption Part 2 – How to Get Away with Murder in Brazil

Step 1 – make friends with the President
Step 2 – become a minister
Step 3 – enjoy your immunity

This may sound a little flippant, but it’s not too far from the truth.  According to law, ministers may only be prosecuted by the STF (Supremo Tribunal Federal – Supreme Federal Court) thereby offering a measure of legal immunity.  In what sounds like the plot from a very poorly written soap opera, this is being exploited to prevent ex-president Luíz Inácio Lula da Silva (commonly known as Lula) from being prosecuted in the LavaJato investigation into corruption.

A small version of the inflatable caricatures of Lula
On 4th March 2016, Lula was detained for questioning by Federal Police over suspicions of money laundering.  Due to the depth of corruption in upper levels of Petrobras and PT (the Worker’s Party, founded by Lula) many people in Brazil have long suspected that Lula must have been involved in corruption or at the very least have been aware and done nothing, so his questioning came as no surprise to many people, and many anti-corruption protests are characterised by large inflatable caricatures of Lula wearing convict clothes. 


On Friday 11th March, it was announced that prosecutors were seeking the arrest of Lula in relation to charges of fraud and money laundering.  At around the same time, it because apparent that PT was planning to make Lula a minister to protect him from prosecution by Judge Sérgio Moro, the leading investigator of Operação Lava Jato. 

On Tuesday 15th March, following massive protests on Sunday 13th, Lula flew to Brasilia for talks with president Dilma which were completed on Wednesday 16th March.  It was announced that chief of staff, Jaques Wagner, would stand down with “greatness and selflessness on the day of his birthday” to cede his post to Lula.  Some media outlets suggest that the purpose of this is to help protect president Dilma from impeachment proceedings and Dilma herself claims that the appointment is to start the economic recovery, but the timing of the decision and announcement is completely transparent: to protect Lula from prosecution as part of Lava Jato.

Sérgio Moro, Federal Judge in charge
of Operação Lava Jato
Within hours of the move, Judge Sérgio Moro released phone recordings that suggest, as was already widely suspected, that Lula’s appointment is to prevent his arrest.  In the recording, Dilma offered to send Lula a copy of his appointment “in case of necessity” – where the only conceivable occasion where this document would be necessary would be an attempted arrest.  Dilma has now said that she will refer the judge to the Supreme Court for political interference, a move that, to me at least, sounds a lot like “I’m telling my mummy on you.”  There was anger in Congress with opposition leaders accusing Dilma of breaching the constitution, chanting “resign, resign.”


...and for Lula
Protestors against Lula...
Of course, the anger was not contained to Congress as all this led to wide-spread protest across the country on Wednesday evening.  In every major city, people were in the streets wearing green and yellow, waving flags.  In São Paulo, protestors in Avenida Paulista, the principal avenue of the city, blocked traffic in both directions.  The police estimated that there were 5,000 protestors by 8:45pm and by the end of the night, this number has risen to 70,000.  In Brasilia, around 2,000 people protested at the presidential palace singing the national anthem.  In São Bernardo do Campo 200 protestors gathered outside Lula’s house, while a separate group of PT supporters also “protested.”  Given that Lula was being protected, it’s hard to see exactly what they were protesting – simply showing support for Lula by contributing to the noise that would keep him from sleeping!  To me, this form of demonstration to support the government seems reminiscent of demonstrations of support help under dictatorships, such as in Iraq and Libya.

 
Protestors in Brasilia.  The banner reads "we are with Sérgio Moro"
The protests even spread to smaller towns, such as Pato Branco.  At around 9:30pm, around the time of the official announcement, people around the city centre started banging sauce pans and flashing their house lights in protest.  On the streets, drivers were continually sounding their horns.  The banging continued for an hour, while the car horns were still going until 11pm.  After this, there was still the occasional angry beep.

Social media was awash with anger at the appointment and sadness for the state of Brazil.  Many people posted modified pictures of the Brazilian flag, sometimes showing tears, sometimes with the colours exchanged for black with the word “luto”, Portuguese for “mourning.”  A message quickly spread suggesting that everyone angry with Lula’s appointment should wear a black shirt on Thursday 17th March.
Some of the posts on social media, the general themes are mourning and
fighting corruption


As an outsider, looking in on this system, I find it entirely unbelievable that anyone under a criminal investigation could be raised to a ministerial position within government.  Regardless of whether he is guilty or innocent, surely he should be suspended pending investigation and appear in court to determine the facts of the matter.  If he is proven innocent, then he would be free to continue with his life, take up any position in government and return to normal – the innocent have nothing to hide.  By making him a minister and thus immune from prosecution, PT is implying (strongly) his guilt and show no shame in protecting him.  Which, to my mind, raises important questions about the motives of the party and their involvement in the Lava Jato scandal.


If Lula is innocent of the charges brought against him, then it is baffling that he would choose a course of action that, far from clearing his name, implies guilt.  If he is guilty, then he’s (figuratively) just got away with murder.

Wednesday, 16 March 2016

Corruption

This is one of the hardest posts for me to write, partly due to the complexity and enormous scale of the problem here but also because this is Brazil’s single biggest problem and has the potential to bring the country to its knees – indeed, it is already coming close to that.  I imagined writing a post about this someday – preferably once I had really got to grips with the political system here and my Portuguese was good enough to understand all the subtle nuances – but current events are guiding my hand.

Corruption - dragging the country down
Corruption is not a new problem here, it dates back to colonial times, and doubtless came to Brazil along with the European settlers and immigrants.  It has become so endemic that some people have come to accept it as inevitable and permanent.  Sometimes, when you hear about a politician taking bribes, or money being diverted from where it is needed most, people say “uh, that’s just Brazil”, “all politicians are corrupt”, “what can we do about it?”, “it’ll never change”  and life continues as normal.  I think that this is a large contributor to the “complexo vira lata” or mutt-complex, a kind of pessimistic feeling of inferiority that some sociologists have identified in the Brazilian collective psyche. 

I am glad to say that this acceptance of corruption is gradually changing.  People are starting to realise that when corrupt politicians embezzle money or accept bribes to offer lucrative contracts to companies, it is their money that is being stolen, it is their schools, hospitals and public services that are suffering, it is their roads and infrastructure that are crumbling and going to waste.  In 2013, the giant awoke and millions of Brazilians from all over the country took to the streets to protest against the corruption that was surrounding preparations for the 2014 World Cup – an event that was supposed to be a showcase for this football-loving country.  Stadium construction was slow, new roads and railway lines that had been promised and paid for were not appearing (in their place, construction sites or, in some cases, nothing at all) money was being diverted from schools and hospitals and people had had enough.  Why should they host the World Cup at such a cost?

Operation Car Wash - uncovering more names
The latest scandal to embroil the government involves a massive ring of corruption involving the state-owned petroleum company, Petrobras.  A low level investigation into a car wash uncovered a huge network of corruption suspected of laundering more that R$10 billion (US$ 2.7 billion, as of March 2016) involving the several construction companies and politicians linked to Petrobras.  The investigation, known as Operação Lava Jato (operation car wash) has been ongoing since March 2014 and has led to the questioning and arrest of several executives of the companies and politicians.  Recently, former president Luíz Inácio Lula da Silva (commonly known as Lula) has been questioned by the Federal Police and, as of 11th March 2016 prosecutors were seeking his arrest on suspicion of money laundering.

President Dilma and former Prisedent Lula
It has long been suspected that president Dilma Rousseff (who chaired the board of Petrobras from 2003 to 2010) and former president Lula must have been aware of this criminal activity, if not been actively involved, which has led to protests against them and their party, PT (Partido dos Trabalhadores – worker’s party – the party that has been in Government since 2003) calling for her impeachment.  This was complicated further when the leader of the Chamber of Deputies (lower house of the Congress,) who called for her impeachment, was investigated for receiving more than US$40 million in kickbacks and bribes.  The fall-out of this turned into a series of childish accusations between politicians, essentially accusing the opposing party of being more corrupt and hence in the wrong.  In addition, the party has rallied around Lula, attempting to make him a minister to offer him immunity from arrest.


"There will not be a coup, there will be justice"
This ill-feeling then spilled out to the supporters of the various parties involved.  A significant proportion of the population that are fed up of this corruption have come to associate it largely with PT, more specifically with president Dilma and former president Lula – a popular argument is that as chair of the board of Petrobras, Dilma must have at least been aware of the corruption, making her complicit, or if, as she claims, she was unaware of the corruption, then an incompetent CEO and president.  Supporters of PT, on the other hand, believe that the party has done no wrong and that the protestors are elitist and attempting a coup d'état to remove PT from office.  They point to allegations (proved or otherwise) of corruption in other parties as a bizarre justification of their support for PT.  This is one of the most perplexing issues of the whole debate – in the face of criminal investigations by the Federal Police and Judiciary, how can these people blindly follow and defend politicians without awaiting the conclusion of the investigations?  And more to the point, how can a political party attempt to divert a criminal investigation into one of their members?  By not distancing themselves from the accused and actively attempting to block the investigations, they only appear to be implicating themselves.


Protest in São Paulo
On Sunday 13th March, a massive series of protests was held across several cities in Brazil; most notably in São Paulo and Brasilia, but in practically all major cities, even down to smaller cities like Pato Branco.  Estimates of the number of protestors vary, with claims of between 500,000 and 1.5 million in São Paulo and 1 million in Rio de Janeiro.  (It is practically impossible to obtain an accurate estimate as the numbers themselves tend to be used as political propaganda.)  The protestors, dressed in the green and yellow of Brazil and waving flags, were calling for ex-president Lula’s arrest, the impeachment of president Dilma and political reform. 


In response to PT’s accusations that the impeachment being sought and that these protests were a political coup d'état against the party, many protestors carried banners that called for an end to corruption from all parties, explicitly naming PT and PSDB (the largest opposition party.)  Indeed when Aecio Neves, the leader of PSDB what narrowly lost to Dilma in the 2014 election, and Geraldo Alckmin, Governor of São Paulo state, attended the protest in São Paulo, they were booed and soon left. 


So what was the result?  The honest answer, is that I don’t know.  The Lava Jato Investigation is ongoing, prosecutors are still seeking the arrest of Lula, PT are trying to make him a minister (thus immune to all investigations except by the Supreme Court – this doesn’t look suspicious at all…), social media is still full of people criticising PT, criticising PSDB, criticising supporters of PT, criticising supporters of PSDB (assumed and actual supporters) demanding an end to corruption, demanding more transparency…  As I said at the beginning of the post, corruption is Brazil’s single biggest problem and it won’t go away overnight.  But I, as well as a sizable majority of Brazilians, hope that the country is on the right path; that those involved in corruption will go to jail; that the political system will be reformed to increase transparency and thus reduce corruption; that the economy will improve and that this great country will finally realise its potential.

Protest in Brasilia with large inflatable Lula as a convict


Thursday, 10 March 2016

I’m not a Number, I’m a Free… Oh Wait, I’m 123.456.789-01

I’m also G123456-7, 123.45678.90-1 and 1234567 (obviously not my actual numbers, but you get the point.)  One of the strangest aspects of living in Brazil is how much of your life is governed by documents and numbers. 

In Britain you occasionally need your national insurance number to work, to deal with your taxes etc and in the US you need your Social Security number for that and to buy a phone, set up cable tv etc.  The equivalent in Brazil is the CPF, (Cadastro de Pessoas Físicas – literally Individual Registration) which is your tax ID.  You need this ID to work, pay taxes, buy electronic goods, stay in a hotel, make a coach journey… you name it, you probably need your CPF for it.  Some states have also set up a voluntary scheme where you give your CPF at the till in shops and for each R$50 you send in a month, you get an electronic ticket for a draw to potentially win a cash prize up to R$50,000 (and on special dates – whatever that means – up to R$200,000.)  From what I can tell, this scheme was designed to encourage spending and stimulate the economy.  I first heard of this when I visited São Paulo last year – I found it strange that even supermarkets were asking for CPF – and now it has arrived in Paraná and various other states.

CPF - this used to be a card, but now, they
just send you a black and white pdf to print
After your initial registration in Brazil, applying for a CPF is one of the first things an immigrant needs to do.  I’m told that you can do this at a bank or post office, although as my company was assisting with my documents, an immigration consultancy company handled mine for me.  This involved signing a power of attorney form, having it notarised (Brazilian bureaucrats love notarising) and sending it by SEDEX (fast, secure mail service) to the lawyers.  As this took place over the Christmas and New Year break, it took over a week.  I since found out that when you apply for a CPF at a bank or post office, you get your number there and then – having the lawyers take care of it turned out to be a waste of time and I would only advise anyone to do this if they do not speak Portuguese and do not know anyone that speaks Portuguese and their own language (which would make living in Brazil hard enough.)

The CPF is one of the documents used most often when living in Brazil, the other is the RG (Registro Geral – literally General Registry) which is the ID card required of every Brazilian which has an identifying number (of course) a photo and thumb print as well as personal information such as date and place of birth, parents’ names and signature.  Only Brazilian citizens can have an RG, foreign residents have an RNE (Registro Nacional de Estrangeiros, literally National Registry of Foreigners), which is a salmon-pink card with the same details as the RG as well date of entry into Brazil, classification (permanent or temporary)  expiry date of the card.  I should point out that RG and RNE are not the official names of the card, but rather the identifying number written on it.  As this is the information usually required, it’s more convenient to refer to the cards as RG and RNE.  The full names are Registro de Identidade Civil (civil identity registry) and Cédula de Identidade de Estrangeiro (foreigner’s identity card.)

As an immigrant in Brazil, registering for your RNE is one of the first things you do.  A requirement of my visa (and I assume any type of immigrant visa) was that I register with the Federal Police within 30 days of arriving in Brazil.  For this, you need to take the following documents:
RNE - ID card for foreign residents in Brazil
  • Passport and a copy of all of the page of the passport
  • Original visa application form (this is the form that was given to you at the consulate when your visa was issued)
  • 3 recent colour photos against a white background, size 3x4
  • Copy of proof of address (doesn’t need to be in your name, but must be where you live in Brazil)
  • Copy of spouse’s RG and CPF (if it is a marriage visa)
  • Marriage certificate and “legalised” marriage certificate (from the Brazilian consulate, you needed this to get the visa in the first place!  I wasn’t told about this by the immigration consultants, luckily I thought to bring them along just in case)
  • Entry/exit card from your arrival in Brazil
  • Previous protocol (if you have previously applied)


At the end of the appointment, you will be given the Registry Protocol – a slip of paper with your photo which confirms that you have registered with the Federal Police.  Until your RNE arrives, you will need this to open a bank account, apply for a CPF, notarise documents etc.  I was told it may take up to six months for the RNE to arrive, but mine took two months.


But that’s not all!

CTPS - Work and Social Security Booklet
The final document you will need if you are going to work in Brazil is the CTPS (Carteira de Trabalho e Previdência Social – work and social security booklet.)  This document is a small booklet that looks like a passport and contains a photo, thumb print, personal details and two more numbers (one is the number of the document, the other is a social security number.)  Any time you start a new job, the details are written (or in my case, printed and glued) into the booklet with details of the employer and salary.  If your salary changes, then it will be updated in the work booklet.

This booklet is issued by the Ministério do Trabalho (ministry of labour) and you can usually apply for this at a regional agency, which can be found in most major cities.  Foreigners, though, will need to go to a “Gerência Regional” (regional management office) which can only be found in a few cities.  As Pato Branco only has an agency, I had to go to Cascavel, three hours away.  The documents required are:

  • Passport
  • Original and copy of the RNE protocol
  • Original and copy of proof of address (again, it doesn’t need to be in your name, just the place where you will live
  • CPF Number

The process only took about five minutes, as my documents were checked and entered into the computer and my photograph was taken along with an electronic thumb print.  I was told that 10 days later, I could collect my CTPS from the regional agency in Pato Branco.  Once I had it, I sent it to my company’s Brazilian office to enter the details of my employment.


Now all I need is my Brazilian driving licence, although I can drive using a foreign licence for my first six months in the country.  To be continued…

Wednesday, 24 February 2016

Carnaval

Carnaval is one of the most recognised of Brazilian events around the world, yet also probably one of the most misunderstood.  Everyone is familiar with pictures of samba dancers wearing next to nothing, with large elaborate feather displays taking part in a samba procession, but this is a very small part of the story.


This procession is actually a competition between various samba schools, held around the country, but the most famous being in Rio de Janeiro and another big competition in São Paulo.  The different samba schools have fans as passionate as any football team and the competition is taken very seriously – in fact the one in São Paulo nearly always seem to end in fights when the scores are announced! 

I am far from an expert in the competition, but basically, there is the bateria (rhythm section) which has singers and drummers that play a catchy, repetitive song for the duration of the parade.  The procession is then made up of several participants, including the flamboyant Rainha de Bateria (Queen of the rhythm section) that scantily dressed dancer in high heels and feathers, the Baianas – women dancing in costumes based on the traditional dress of Bahia – and a multitude of dancers in costumes, some of whom are members of the public that pay the school for a costume and a chance to participate.

A large part of the procession is the huge, elaborately and creatively designed.  The entire procession and song is based on a certain theme and tells a story through the dance, the costumes and the design of the floats.

Points are awarded in several categories and scoring is quite complex.  The timing of the procession must be very precise as many points can be lost if the procession reaches the finish line too early or too late.  This means that should a float break down, the school will get together to try to push the float along without losing any time.  No matter what school you support, it is impossible to not feel sympathy when this happens with the potential to ruin a whole year’s worth of preparation.

Although this is my first year living in Brazil, for the last few years, I’ve been able to follow Carnaval on Globo Internacional and it’s difficult to not get sucked in by the catchy music.  One of the most memorable parades (to me) was that of União da Ilha do Govanador in 2012 (see video below) with the theme of Great Britain and several British characters, including multiple Queen Elizabeths and Dukes of Edinburgh (not entirely sure how to pluralise that!) a handful of Sherlock Holmes’, St George along with various characters representing the British Empire. 


The competition is extensively covered on tv, and performances of the songs regularly appear during advert break in the month preceding Carnaval along with lyrics so you can learn the lyrics of the school you support!  Absorbing though it all is, I personally can’t stand to sit through the hours of end of samba (each school has just over an hour) of the entire carnaval, but it is interesting to do into.

Bonecos de Olinda
But this is only a small part of Carnaval.  Every region in the country has its own style of Carnaval, all of which is also televised, throughout the holiday.

Carnaval in Bahia is characterised by a parade of trio elêtricos, open floats designed for live musical performances (more on that later).  In Olinda, Pernambuco, a parade of giant “Bonecos de Olinda” (literally dolls of Olinda) takes place in the historic centre of the city and the celebration includes several musical styles, among them Frevo – a fast style of music accompanied by acrobatic dances incorporating small, colourful umbrellas.

For my first carnaval we went to the beach, like many others that live inland.  We went to the island of São Francisco do Sul, in Santa Catarina and rented a small house with friends in Ubatuba, one of the beaches along the Atlantic coast.  The house was quite basic – consisting of a kitchen/living room, a bedroom with a double bed and a bunk-bed and a bathroom – but that’s all you need during carnaval – a bed, a roof and somewhere to have breakfast, maybe even lunch.

We spent the mornings at a small beach called Capri, hidden away in a corner of the island and mostly visited by people with houses there or members of the yacht club.  Being further away from the major tourist centres of the island, the beach was quiet all day long with several groups – mostly families – scattered along the sand with plenty space in between.  The sea was shallow and the warm, gentle waves make the beach perfect for people with young kids or that want to wade out a bit further to where the water is deep enough to swim – a good few hundred meters, I reckon.  From there, the only sounds are the waves, the birds and, if you dipped your head under water, the soft hum of boat engines being carried through the water from the port on the other side of the bay.

Capri
If you’re not lucky enough to have a house in Capri, the only options for lunch are to bring your own or visit the yacht club restaurant, which is open to the public.  There really is nothing quite like having lunch looking at some of the massive luxury yachts moored outside to make you feel poor, but there are worse things in life than enjoying a nice, cold beer in the sunshine by the sea.  After lunch, we strolled along the street to the beach, where I spent most of the afternoon in the sea.

Eventually, it was time to go, back to the house for a quick shower, then out to the supermarket for supplies.  The owners of the house had left us some break, butter, milk and coffee to get us started, but this would not be enough for the long weekend, especially with the barbecue beckoning outside. 

For anyone planning to go to a supermarket by the beach during carnaval, my only advice is don’t do it!  If at all possible, stock up before you get there as the supermarket was a scene of pandemonium.  São Francisco do Sul is a city that covers the island and between its 13 beaches, has a population of just over 40,000, which swells massively with the influx of visitors for carnaval.  The infrastructure can barely cope with the sudden increase and while the small supermarket we visited is sufficient for most of the year, this week it was woefully inadequate.  Poor planning leaves a bottleneck between the entrance of the supermarket and the beginning of the first aisle.  This aisle is where the beer is, which I quickly discovered is one of the key products in demand, with soft drinks taking a close second place.  After capturing our supplies (beer and guaraná) we headed to the other busy part of the supermarket to pick up some meat for the next day’s barbecue.  Between getting stuck in bottlenecks, hunting and hunting for sun cream (it turned out it was at every till, but nowhere else in the shop) and endless queues, we must have spent about an hour shopping for a weekend’s worth of supplies.

We managed to struggle our way out of the car park and onto the main road back to our little house, thankfully against the flow of traffic.  Our friends were travelling down that afternoon but were severely delayed by heavy carnaval traffic, exacerbated by an accident.  By the time we were ready to go out, it was approaching midnight, but we headed out to experience my first carnaval.

My wife had grown up spending summers in Capri and remembered having a good time at the carnaval in Enseada, just up the road from where we were staying.  Even at that time of night, the traffic was still heavy and all heading towards Enseada, which we took as a good sign.  I had no idea where I would park, but in the spirit of things, I decided not to worry about it and cross that bridge when we got there.  As we approached the town, the traffic slowed as people hunted for parking spaces and people dressed in anything from shorts and t-shirts, through cocktail dresses (men that is) to a surprising amount of people (again, men) wearing nappies (for any Americans reading, nappies are diapers) crossed the road heading towards the seafront.  But for all this, there weren’t many signs of carnaval; no parade of trio elêtricos, no big crowds and no loud music – my Brazilian companions were baffled.  Soon we came upon a train of tricycles all linked together, covered in bright, colourful lights and – bizarrely – making slow, winding progress along this insignificant back road that ran parallel to the seafront.  Feeling the party spirit, my friend wound down the window and shouted in his best gringo accent, “Yeah, carnaval Brazil!  I love Brazil!” to the cheers of the pedalling revellers on their tricycles. 

Soon, we reached the end of the road and were brought around onto Avendia Atlântica, a one-way road that runs along the seafront back the way we can just come.  It was surprisingly easy to find a parking space (ok, it was after midnight, but it was carnaval) and we got out our phone trying to find the carnaval of my wife’s youth.  All maps showed the road ending where we were, leaving us to conclude that we must have found carnaval.  Ok, let’s go then! 

Enseada and its lackluster carnaval 
We took the cooler of beer (sadly, none for me as the driver) and walked along the seafront.  You could tell it was no ordinary night as there were random groups out and about, but it was a strange scene.  We encountered more people as we made our way along, some in fancy dress, some in normal summer clothes, but the most celebrations seemed to be coming from a guy playing guitar in front of a house with a small crowd gather round and the odd club with their own carnaval inside.  We asked the most normal-looking person we could find where the main carnaval was and she told us to carry on along the road.  Eventually we found a small stage which was playing cheesy music to a moderate but mostly indifferent crowd.  I wasn’t particularly impressed, my wife was wondering what happened to the fun carnavals of her youth and our friends reassured me that this wasn’t what carnaval was supposed to be.  When it started raining, we decided enough was enough, no point getting soaked standing around listening to crap music and avoiding dog shit so we went back to the car. 

My wife remembered that the centre of São Francisco do Sul was supposed to have a carnaval parade, so we decided to give that a try.  From where we were on the North East tip of the island to the centre, which is on the western side, it was a half hour drive with a not inconsiderable number of cars going back and forth.  We had to stop to allow a freight train across a level crossing before reaching the centre of São Francisco do Sul, which appeared to be deserted.  As one of the oldest cities in Brazil, the streets of São Francisco do Sul are cobbled, narrow and winding, with a very oppressive atmosphere in the middle of the night.  The only signs of life were occasional groups of shifty characters walking along the streets and a patrolling police car.  That was it, get me the hell out of the city and back to the house, at least we could drink some beers and watch carnaval on tv!  We were getting a bit hungry, especially our friends, who had barely eaten since lunchtime, so we tried to find a bar or snack shop that was open.  We found one place that was packed and looked promising, but the owner told us in no uncertain terms that it was closed.  In a last ditch effort, we found a place on the other side of the road where we could eat and see what carnaval was supposed to be on the small tv in the corner.  I did genuinely enjoy my first night of carnaval, but I can only attribute that to the company and the laughs we shared about the carnaval de cocô (dog-shit carnaval.) 

Prainha
The next morning, we had a quick breakfast and headed to the beach at Capri for a morning of relaxation.  We all joked about how back the carnaval was the night before, but I think in reality we were all a bit fed up.  It was cloudy at the beach and threatened rain, but it was warm and the sea was inviting.  After lunch, my wife was determined to find the carnaval she remembered and got a message from another friend that had travelled down for the whole holiday which reinforced our belief that we must have gone to the wrong place.  Looking again at the map of the island, we could see that after a headland to the East of Enseada, there was a beach running southwards down the island, Prainha.  This seemed familiar to my wife so we decided to try it, we must be able to find something!

There was no parking by the beach, so we parked in a side street.  There were numerous coaches parked in the streets from all over the South of Brazil, as well as from Argentina and a steady stream of people were heading to the beach.  When we turned the corner, we could see that we had finally come to the right place.  Avenida Brasilia, the road that ran along the sea front was closed to traffic people were enjoying carnaval however they liked; on the beach, playing in the waves, further out at sea, surfers were waiting for the big waves and all along the street people were talking, singing, dancing and drinking. 

There was still the mixture of clothing, between regular summer clothes and people in fancy dress; before long, it no longer seems strange to see a group of men wearing nappies!  The atmosphere was very relaxed and just seemed like several parties all mixed into one enormous party with everyone out to have a good time.  Some people arrived in groups and stayed around a cooler of beer and stayed where they were, others filled the bars and restaurants along the beach, others went to a club that was holding its own carnaval and others had joined one of several blocos carnavelescos (or blocos for short.) 

A bloco is an organised group where people pay a single price to participate and celebrate carnaval as a group.  Food, drink and accommodation for the carnaval is included in this admission price and everyone wears a matching t-shirt with the name of the bloco.  We knew our friend was in one of these groups, so we walked up the street examining every bloco for her, having ruled out the phone as useless.  Eventually, we found her and her bloco around a cart with a flag just in front of the trio elêtrico. 
A bloco following the trio elêtrico

In cities like Salvador, Bahia, the carnaval is much bigger and more tightly organised, in Prainha, it was much more informal.  In Salvador, we wouldn’t have been able to stay with a bloco, as they would be in a closed off area; here, they let us keep our cooler of drinks with their cart and even carried them along when the trio elêtrico started to move.  (By the time we left, we had a lot of beer left over – our friends were driving back to Curitiba that night and I had to drive as well – so we donated ours to the bloco, to the surprise and delight of the group!  The leader told me that next year I should join the bloco, let’s see!)

A trio elêtrico in Salvador
Trio elêtricos are large floats, typically converted lorries, which are designed for live music performance.  Salvador is famous for its parade of trio elêtricos, which is televised and always attracts big stars and big crowds.  The crowds are divided into blocos and the general public, allowing everyone a chance to see the parade, but giving preferential access to those that have paid to join a bloco.  In recent years, the arrangement of blocos and general public sections have been alternated to improve access for everyone, although it is still seen as elitist and favouring richer people over the poor.

Prainha had only one trio elêtrico, an old converted blue lorry which gradually made its way from one end of the beach, along Avenida Brasilia to the other end.  The float had a covered top deck with live musicians, although the music varied between live covers of popular songs and recorded music.  The sides of the lower deck were given over to massive speakers ensuring that the music carried along the street and across the beach.
Trio elêtrico, Prainha

People followed the trio elêtrico on its way along the beach, singing, dancing and drinking each time it stopped.  About halfway along, it broke down, but the party didn’t stop.  We were in front of it at this point and there were mechanics all over the engine and one underneath, occasionally letting out clouds of smoke until eventually, it was fixed and the parade continued. 

By the end of the evening, I was exhausted!  It had been a long day and a long party, and the weather warm and humid.  Even though we were calling it a night, the party showed no sign of stopping and I have no doubt it continued several hours after we left.

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Monday morning was mixed with happiness that we had finally found carnaval, but mixed with sadness that it would soon be time to leave.  The sun had come out from the clouds, so we made one last trip to Capri to say goodbye to the beach.  Beneath the blue sky, the sea felt warmer than the previous days which made it all the more difficult to leave.  The previous evening had been thoroughly enjoyable and we all agreed that I could write off the first night and call this my first carnaval in Brazil.  What really stuck with me about it was how easy going it was and you were free to celebrate your own way.  If you wanted to wear a swimsuit, that was fine.  If you wanted to drink beer in the streets, that was fine.  If you wanted to wear a British-style police hat and a big bushy moustache (for some reason – I wasn’t drunk, I was drinking water!) that was fine, if you wanted to relax on the beach, that was fine, if you wanted to wear a nappy (what…? Oh yeah, carnaval…) that was fine too.  As well as all this, the music varied hugely between pop, rock, reggae, dance and anything else to ensure that everyone was included.  What’s not to enjoy?